As the Crow Flys

countblue:

Jack-O-Lantern with Ball Python

princeowl:

kurosakihisoka:

covocal:

manylifehacks:

Always order Papa John’s Pizza online. The code 25OFF works every time for 25% off your order. 

any blog that saves me money is a blog i will forever follow

this post just saved my life. the coupon is valid until early 2015

http://www.retailmenot.com/

this is why im so rich and i have so many nice things, youre welcome 

artigosaurus:

queen-of-dork:

i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

debisanacronym1:

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

toocooltobehipster:

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

580,000 people are unaware that the word fat is an adjective and fingernail isn’t

god bless tumblr

darvinasafo:

These are modern day lynchings

rainyapparitions:

go home

this wins Halloween

arminsarmy:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

actualhumandisaster:

necroshelley:

I love how the whole “babies from bone marrow” thing is making people go “this makes men unnecessary” and men are getting so upset

it’s really fucking annoying to be deemed unnecessary and reduced to something like whether or not you can procreate

isn’t it

image

That is the most perfect use of that reaction gif I’ve seen so far :D

kalepunk:

dogs are so perfect..they’re sweet, innocent, cute, and they never do anything racist……dogs dont appropriate other cultures or subscribe to the concept of a gender binary and i think that’s one of my favorite things about them

thebaconsandwichofregret:

tubaplaysmatt:

mailbomb:

stargh0st:

hankpeters:

i’m so fucking pissed off at this picture

wwhat the fuck….



I FUCKING LOVE THIS

oh my god thank you for the second perspective, it honestly makes me feel way less stressed about this image, you have no idea

thebaconsandwichofregret:

tubaplaysmatt:

mailbomb:

stargh0st:

hankpeters:

i’m so fucking pissed off at this picture

wwhat the fuck….

I FUCKING LOVE THIS

oh my god thank you for the second perspective, it honestly makes me feel way less stressed about this image, you have no idea